The O.J. Trial As Told By Dr. Seuss


I did not kill my lovely wife,
I did not slash her with a knife,
I did not bonk her on the head,
I did not know that she was dead.


I stayed at home that fateful night,
I took a cab, then took a flight,
The bag I had was just for me,
My bag! My bag! Hey, leave it be.


When I came home I had a gash,
My hand was cut from broken glass,
I cut my hand on broken glass,
A broken glass did cause that gash.


I have nothing, naught to hide,
My friend, he took me for a ride.


Did you take this person's life?
Did you do it with a knife?


I did not do it with a knife,
I did not, could not, kill my wife,
I did not do this awful crime,
I could not, would not anytime.


Did you hit her from above?
Did you drop this bloody glove?

I did not hit her from above,
I cannot even wear that glove,
I did not do it with a knife,
I did not, could not kill my wife,
I did not do this awful crime,
I could not, would not, anytime.


And now I'm free, I can return,
To my own house for which I yearn,
And to my family whom I love,
Hey now I'm free -- Give back my glove.....


Submitted By: Anonymous

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