This goes on for several months, and then one day, the guy orders two
shots. Well the bartender begins to worry that maybe something has
happened to one of his brothers. He's gotten to know this guy over the
month and finally feels it necessary to ask.
"Is everything all right?" the bartender asks.
"What do you mean?" replied the gentleman.
"Well," the bartender said, "all these months you've ordered three drinks. Now you've only ordered two. Something didn't happen to one of your brothers, did it?"
"No," the gentleman replied.
"They are okay. It's just that I quit drinking."
Submitted By: Anonymous