- "I'm in this private room consoling a depressed friend".
- "You're different . . . I've never felt like this about someone I've never met before."
- "I'm new online and haven't had time to create a profile . . . but tell me more about yourself."
- "I never do cybersex!! Yet here in this room alone with you, well, I'm getting excited . . . .
- "Yes of course I'm female . . . ."
- "No this is my only screen name . . . . You mean you can have more than one?"
- "I'm 5'4, blonde hair, blue eyes and everyone love my body!"
Male version is "I'm 6'0, great tan, and buffed from working out"
- "I'm not like most of the guy's/gal's here, I want to meet so we can just have coffee and get to know each other" (at the hotel coffee shop)
- "I don't care what you look like, it's what's on the inside that counts" (Which is true, it means: "I'm horny and could care less, just type)
- "Tonight my love . . . our souls have touched"
Submitted By: Anonymous
Nov 4, 1997 23:08
This joke is rated: PG