The "Tiger" of the village was a sheep herder and had to go to the hills for weeks at a time. He had been gone for a couple of weeks when he came back and began to look for his new bride. When he got to their hut she wasn't there. He then went down through the village looking for her. "Mary, Mary, where are you?" Finally he meets up with her on the street
Mary appears to be very angry and frustrated. "You son-a-bitch, bastard
cabron, desgrasiado, no good for nothing" and begins to hit and fight
"Hey whoa, what's the matter baby, what did I do? I didn't do nothing why you mad at me?" our tiger asks.
Mary says, "Yeah, you a--hole, you know Sancho, the lazy one from across the street? Well he has one also" and she points to his genitals.
Our hero thinks about it, she must have seen this guy taking a leak, s--- I can fix this. "Hey Honey, I tell you one something, you know what? Sancho he is my best friend, I used to have two of them and since Sancho is my friend, I give him one," he is all smiles and goes over to hug Mary.
Mary is now angrier and begins to clobber the s--- out of him. "You dumb ass, pendejo, stupido, ignorante," she yells at him, "YOU GAVE HIM THE BEST ONE."
Submitted By: Joanne Townsend
Aug 25, 1997 18:13