She's Breaking Wind

She's breaking wind
In the street
The smell tonight
Hard to beat
She never needs perfume
'Cause her aroma's so distinct
She just lets go
To her it's just an instinct


Feel the stench in my face
Her ass is close to me
Don't dare light a match
When I feel that breeze
Just a fool would believe
She eats anything but beans
She's breaking wind

I think I'm in love with her
But she's so crude
'Cause a rumbling fart
Can spoil the mood
And she's just fooling herself
She can't stop alone
Farts Anonymous
Is on the phone

Submitted By: Anonymous
Sep 16, 1990

This joke is rated: PG