"I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolmen's Ball."
He replied, "No, highway patrolmen don't have balls."
There followed a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he'd said. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left.
She was laughing too hard to start her car for several minutes.
Submitted By: Melissa
Apr 29, 1997 07:52