A man walks into his doctor's office. The doctor asks the man why he is there.

He replies, "It's my penis, I would like you to take a look at it."
The doctor says, "Very well then, if you get up onto the bed and get it out, I'll have a look for you."

The man jumps up onto the bed and produces a 12-incher from his underpants. After about five minutes examining it, the bemused doctor says, "I have to say, I can't see anything wrong with it."

To which the man replies, "I know, it's a freaking beauty, eh?!"