How Email Is Like A Penis
Some folks have it, some don't.
- Those who
have it would be devastated if it were ever cut
- Those who have it think that those who
don't are somehow inferior.
- Many of those who
don't have it would like to try it (e-mail
- It can be up or down. It's more fun
when it's up, but this makes it hard
to get any
real work done.
- In the long distant past, its
only purpose was to transmit information
the survival of the species. Some people still
think that's the
thing it should be used
for, but most folks today use it for fun most of
- If you don't apply the appropriate
measures, it can spread viruses.
- If you use
it too much, you'll find it becomes more and more
- We attach an
importance to it that is far greater than its
you're not careful what you do with it, it can get
you into a lot of
Submitted By: Robert Klugiewicz
This joke is rated: PG