The New Penis Tax

Higher Taxes for men?

Now how much tax would you have to pay?

The only thing the I.R.S. has not taxed is the penis. This is due to the fact that 40% percent of the time it is hanging around unemployed; 20% of the time it is pissed off; 30% of the time it is hard up; and 10% percent of the time it is in the hole. On top of this, it has two dependents and they are both nuts. Accordingly, starting January 1, 1997, penises will be taxed according to size!

To determine the category, please consult the chart below and confirm this information on Page 2, Section 7, Line 3 of the standard 1040P form.

10 to 12* InchesLuxury Tax$50.00
8 to 10 InchesPole Tax$30.00
6 to 8 InchesPrivilege Tax$15.00
4 to 6 InchesNuisance Tax$ 5.00
PLEASE NOTE: Any one under 4 inches is eligible for a refund.
* Males exceeding 12 inches must file Capital Gains.

Pecker Checker
Internal Revenue Service

Submitted By: Anonymous
Feb 21, 1997 23:35

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