The only thing the I.R.S. has not taxed is the penis. This is due to the fact that 40% percent of the time it is hanging around unemployed; 20% of the time it is pissed off; 30% of the time it is hard up; and 10% percent of the time it is in the hole. On top of this, it has two dependents and they are both nuts. Accordingly, starting January 1, 1997, penises will be taxed according to size!
To determine the category, please consult the chart below and confirm this information on Page 2, Section 7, Line 3 of the standard 1040P form.
|10 to 12* Inches||Luxury Tax||$50.00|
|8 to 10 Inches||Pole Tax||$30.00|
|6 to 8 Inches||Privilege Tax||$15.00|
|4 to 6 Inches||Nuisance Tax||$ 5.00|
PLEASE DO NOT REQUEST AN EXTENSION!!!
Internal Revenue Service
Submitted By: Anonymous
Feb 21, 1997 23:35