You Know Your Presiden't Having An Affair When . . . .
- First Lady suddenly becomes ambassador to hundreds of foreign countries.
- Presidential motorcade continually stopping at 7-11 for condoms.
- A Condom Vending Machine was installed in the Oval Office.
- Gets a dog so he can go for a walk several times a day.
- He cuts down on his cheeseburger intake
- He just can't get his wife's name right
- Women are wearing t-shirts that say "The President didn't veto me"
- He gets caught wearing the goods, her undergarments
- Most recent new aide to the president has zipper marks on her lipstick
- Sign reading "Now Serving Number 89" appears over Clinton's bedroom door.
Submitted By: Kelli
Jan 26, 1998 13:23