The Price Of A Cow

The local farmers had been thoroughly bilked many times by a certain car dealer in town. Then one day, the car dealer informed a farmer that he was coming around to buy a cow. The farmer attached the following price information to the cow:
Basic Cow:$500.00
Two-tone exterior:$ 45.00
Extra stomach:$ 75.00
Product-storing equipment:$ 60.00
Straw chopper:$ 40.00
4 spigots@$30/each$120.00
Cowhide upholstery:$125.00
Dual horns:$ 15.00
Automatic fly swatter:$ 38.00
Fertilizer attachment:$185.00

Submitted By: Judi B
May 8, 1998 13:48

This joke is rated: G