Why Pumpkins Are Better Than Men
- Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from.
- No matter what your mood is, pumpkins are always ready to greet you with a smile.
- One usually makes a better pie.
- They are always on the doorstep there waiting for you!
- If you don't like the way he looks, you just carve up another face.
- If he starts smelling up your place, you can just throw him out.
- From the start you know a pumpkin has an empty, mush filled head to begin with.
- A pumpkin is turned on (lit-up) only when you want him to be.
Submitted By: Anonymous
Nov 2, 1998 08:05
This joke is rated: PG