The husband and wife were playing on the ninth green when she collapsed.
"Please dear, I need help," she said.
The husband ran off saying, "I'll go get some help."
A little while later he returned, picked up his club and began to line up his shot on the green.
His wife, on the ground, raised up her head and said, "I may be dying and you're putting?"
"Don't worry dear. I found a doctor on the second hole who said he'd come and help you."
"The second hole? When is he coming?"
"Hey! I told ya not to worry," he said, practice stroking his putt. "Everyone's already agreed to let him play through."
Submitted By: Anonymous
Jan 10, 2001 10:51