Questions From Heaven

It seems these three nuns, wonderful women their entire lives, all were tragically in a car accident, went off the side off a cliff, and died. All three nuns, as you might expect, went up to heaven together and stopped at the pearly gates, where St. Peter was waiting for them.

St. Peter looked them over and said unto them, "Sisters, I will gladly let all three of you into heaven for eternity, but each of you must answer one question correctly first."

The three nuns were surprised by this final jeopardy-like key to eternity, but were happy to follow the rules Peter set for them. The first nun went up to Peter and he said unto her, "Sister, my question for you is, ' Who was the first man on earth?' "

Well, the first nun breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Whew, that's an easy one. Adam!" And the gates opened and she was allowed in.

The second nun then approached, also somewhat nervous, and Peter looked upon her and at his book. He then said unto her, "Sister, my question for you is, ' Who was the first woman on earth?' "

Well, the second nun breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Whew, that's an easy one. Eve!" And the gates opened and she was allowed in.

And then the third and final nun approached St. Peter, also very concerned about this one important question which would decide her fate. Peter looked at her and said unto her, "Sister, my question for you is, ' What was the first thing that Eve said to Adam the very first time she saw him?' "

The nun scratched her head a moment and said, "Boy, that's a HARD one!" And the gates opened and she was allowed in.


Submitted By: David/LAS
Oct 19, 1997 15:27

This joke is rated: PG
Tags: Religion