Top 10 Warning Signs Before Renting in Rancho Santa Fe
- Ad in paper says "Sleeps 39"
- No mention of return of security deposit
- Stereo plays only music by rock group "The Cult"
- Amenities include gas oven
- References of main lessee include Dr. Jack Kervorkian
- Rental agreement asks for next of kin
- House vacant due to extended vacation in Guyana
- Four words: Matching pants and shoes
- Mailbox filled with forwarded mail from Waco, Texas
- Piped in music? Theme from "M*A*S*H"
Submitted By: Mike Haddad
Apr 3, 1997 21:56
This joke is rated: PG