Real DMV Answers

The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school
  • Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
    A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
  • Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
    A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
  • Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
    A: Your car.
  • Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
    A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
  • Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
    A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
  • Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
    A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.
  • Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
    A: The color.
  • Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
    A: Heavy psychedelics.
  • Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
    A: Carry loaded weapons.

Submitted By: Anonymous
May 16, 1998 13:04

This joke is rated: PG