Potential And Reality

A boy goes to his father and asks him the difference betweenpotential and reality. His father said "Easy. Son, go and ask your mother if she'd sleep with the milkman for $ 1 million."

Off he goes and asks mum and she says yes. He goes back to his father and says, "Yes, Dad, Mum said she'd sleep with him for $1 million, but I don't see the connection with potential and reality."

The Dad replies "Well, son, go and ask your sister if she'd sleep with the milkman for $ 1 million."

Away the boy goes and asks his sister. She says yes, also. Back he goes to his father and says "Yes, Dad, sis said she'd sleep with the milkman for $1 million, but I still don't see the connection with potential and reality."

Dad says, "Well, son, go and ask your brother if he'd sleep with the milkman for $1 million."

Off the boy goes again and asks his brother. He says, sure, he'd sleep with the milkman for $1 million.

By this time the boy is really confused and goes back to his father and says to him, "Yes, my brother will sleep with the milkman for $1 million but WHAT has that got to do with potential and reality?"

"Well," says his father, "the difference is this: In this family, we have the potential to earn $ 3 million dollars, but in reality, we have two sluts and a poofter."


Submitted By: Anonymous

This joke is rated: PG