Reasons I Should Have Stayed Single

  1. Cooking my own meals would be an adventure, not a punishment.
  2. I wouldnt have to explain why I'm wearing "that" shirt with "those" pants.
  3. I could leave the toilet seat in any position I damn well please.
  4. I could actually tell the bartender, "If anyone calls, I'm here".
  5. I'd be painting the town instead of the house.
  6. I could show my girlfriend where I live.
  7. I'd be driving a miniskirt instead of a minivan.
  8. The only weeds I'd be concerned with are the ones I'm rolling.
  9. I would have saved $372,416.21 in groceries by now.
  10. I wouldnt catch so much grief about those skid-marks in my underwear!

Submitted By: Best of: Humor Mailing List
Sep 29, 1998 12:30

This joke is rated: PG