The Washington Redskins 2011-2012 Schedule

Sept. 11 Bethesda High School
Sept. 18 Cub Scout Troop #101
Sept. 25 The Maryland Blind Academy
Oct. 2 Spanish American War Vets
Oct. 9 Crippled Children's Home
Oct. 16 Fairfax Home for Wayward Girls Oct. 24 Girl Scout Troop #459
Oct. 30 D.C. VD Clinic
Nov. 6 Arlington Boys' Choir
Nov. 13 Korean War Amputees Post #43
Nov. 20 V.A. Hospital Polio Patients Special Monday Night Game(to be televised)
Dec. 7 101 Dalmatians

    Rule changes from last year:
  • When playing the Blind Academy, the Redskins must not hide the ball under their jerseys.
  • When playing the Girl Scouts, the Redskins must not eat their cookies.
  • When playing the Korean War Amputees, the Redskins must not file any protests about players with one leg being hard to tackle.
  • When playing the Polio Patients, the Redskins must not disconnect the leg braces.
    Rules the same as last year
  • A touchdown - this is when the ball is carried into the opponent's end zone, for all you Redskin fans who have never seen one - is still worth 21 points
  • The Redskins will be allowed 27 men on the field at all times.
  • The Redskins will be allowed to substitute with band members at any time during the game.
  • The Redskins will be allowed 20 timeouts per half.
  • The Redskins will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more

Submitted By: Anne Mayo
Oct 20, 1998 10:06

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