I suggested that she should not take too much comfort in the exception. When making love, I explained, men will say anything.
"He'd tell you he's the Easter Bunny if that's what he thinks you want to hear," I told her. The conversation rattled on from there.
A couple of weeks later, she related the following.
"We were in bed, making love. I said, 'Tell me you love me.'
He said, 'I love you.'
I said 'Tell me you're the Easter Bunny.'
He stopped for a second, and said, 'I'm the Easter Bunny.'
So I slapped him."
The poor guy probably still doesn't know what happened.
Submitted By: Bruce Mackey
Jul 9, 1998 11:08