How To Scare Someone In A Computer Room
- Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face & scream, "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.
- Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes then suddenly stop & look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
- Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly.
- Work normally for awhile. Suddenly look amazingly startled by something on the screen & crawl underneath the desk.
- Every time you press Return & there is processing time required, pray,"Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease," & scream
"YES!" when it finishes.
- "DISK FIGHT!"
- Put a straw in your mouth & put your hands in your pockets. Type by hitting the keys with the straw.
- Try to stick a Nintendo cartridge into the 3 1/2" disk drive. When it doesn't work, complain to the supervisor.
- Take the keyboard & sit under the computer. Type up your paper like this. Then go to the lab supervisor & complain about the bad working conditions.
- Bring some dry ice & make it look like your computer is smoking.
- Laugh hysterically, shout "You will all perish in flames!" & continue working.
- Borrow someone else's keyboard by reaching over, saying "Excuse me, mind if I borrow this for a sec?", unplugging the keyboard & taking it.
- When doing calculations, pull out an abacus & say that sometimes the old ways are best.
- Remove your disk from the drive & hide it. Go to the lab monitor & complain that your computer ate your disk. (For special effects, put some Elmer's glue on or around the disk drive. Claim that the computer is drooling.)
- Keep looking at invisible bugs & trying to swat them.
- Pull out a pencil. Start writing on the screen. Complain that the lead doesn't work.
- Quietly walk into the computer lab with a Black & Decker chainsaw, rev that baby up, & then walk to the nearest person and say, "Give me that computer or you'll be feeding my pet crocodile for the next week."
- Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer with a different screen than the one it's set up with.
- Enter the lab, undress, & start staring at other people as if they're crazy while typing.
- Attempt to eat your computer's mouse.
Submitted By: GRowlee
Nov 7, 1997 19:07
This joke is rated: G