Sentences You Don't Wanna Hear

  1. I can't kill the bastard!
  2. Baby, there's something I have to tell you.
  3. What pill?
  4. We are from the tax department, and would like to look at some of your files.
  5. This is Dr. Smith calling; remember that test you did?
  6. This, buddy, is OUR territory.
  7. You mean you actually ATE it?
  8. We will have to take some tests.
  9. We will have to take some more tests.
  10. Do you have a really good health insurance?

Submitted By: Anonymous

This joke is rated: PG
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