What if Dr. Seuss Wrote Technical Computer Training Manuals?

Here's an easy game to play.
Here's an easy thing to say:
If a packet hits a pocket on a
socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a
very last resort,
And the address of the memory
makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has
an error to report!
If your cursor finds a menu item
followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts
your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted `cause
the index doesn't hash,
Then your situation's hopeless,
and your system's gonna crash!
You can't say this?
What a shame sir!
We'll find you
Another game sir.
If the label on the cable on the table
at your house
Says the network is connected to
the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel
on another protocol,
That's repeatedly rejected by the
printer down the hall,
And your screen is all distorted by
the side effects of gauss
So your icons in the window are
as wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and
go out with a bang,
`Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the
sucker's gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy's
getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microcode instructions
cause unnecessary risk,
Then you have to flash your
memory and you'll want to
RAM your ROM.
Quickly turn off the computer and
be sure to tell your mom!

Submitted By: Anonymous

This joke is rated: NR
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