A fifth grade teacher is told she must teach sex education to her class. She decides to use a math technique to teach the subject, and thinks flash cards will work well.
The next day in class, she holds up the first flash card, a picture of a breast, and asked "does anyone know what this is?"
Little Suzie responds, "I know, I know! It's a picture of a breast and my mommy has two of them!"
The teacher says, "Very good Suzie, you get a star for the exercise"
The teacher grabs the next card and holds it up. It's a picture of a penis. She asks "Does anyone know what this is?"
Little Johnny says, "I know I know!! It a penis and my daddy has two of them!!!"
The teacher says, "Well Johnny, It is a penis but your daddy can't have two of them."
Johnny says, "Yes he does, he's got a little one he pees out of and a great big one he brushes mommy's teeth with!"
Submitted By: Nina Perez
Apr 15, 1999 13:41