How A Good Shit Is Better Than A Bad Fuck
- No wet spot.
- You can read while you s---.
- All it takes is one flush afterwards, and it's over.
- You don't get kicked in your sleep.
- It usually smells better.
- The music you make.
- No need to apologize to anyone afterwards for your performance.
- You can lock the door.
- You can drink a beer while you s---.
- No matter how long it takes, you know you will be satisfied in the end.
Submitted By: Anonymous
This joke is rated: PG