How A Good Shit Is Better Than A Bad Fuck

  1. No wet spot.
  2. You can read while you s---.
  3. All it takes is one flush afterwards, and it's over.
  4. You don't get kicked in your sleep.
  5. It usually smells better.
  6. The music you make.
  7. No need to apologize to anyone afterwards for your performance.
  8. You can lock the door.
  9. You can drink a beer while you s---.
  10. No matter how long it takes, you know you will be satisfied in the end.

Submitted By: Anonymous

This joke is rated: PG