Signs Your Wife Is Having A Computer Affair

  1. Lately she sits at the computer naked
  2. After signing off, he always has a cigarette
  3. The giant rubber inflatable disk drive
  4. In the morning, the computer screen is all fogged up
  5. He's gotten amazingly good at typing with one hand
  6. She makes sarcastic remarks about your "software"
  7. Lipstick on the mouse
  8. During sex, she screams "A colon backslash enter insert!"
  9. The jam in the laser printer is a pair of underpants
  10. The fax file is filled with pictures of some guy's ass

Submitted By: Anonymous
Nov 12, 1997 22:11

This joke is rated: PG