Signs Your Wife Is Having A Computer Affair
- Lately she sits at the computer naked
- After signing off, he always has a cigarette
- The giant rubber inflatable disk drive
- In the morning, the computer screen is all fogged up
- He's gotten amazingly good at typing with one hand
- She makes sarcastic remarks about your "software"
- Lipstick on the mouse
- During sex, she screams "A colon backslash enter insert!"
- The jam in the laser printer is a pair of underpants
- The fax file is filled with pictures of some guy's ass
Submitted By: Anonymous
Nov 12, 1997 22:11
This joke is rated: PG