Eight Signs You Have Nothing To Do At Work
- You've already read the entire Dilbert page-a-day calendar for 1998
- You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough produces images of Elvis.
- You've figured out a way to get Gilligan off the island.
- You decide to see how many Mountain Dews you can drink before the inevitable explosion occurs.
- People come into your office only to borrow pencils from your ceiling.
- No longer content with merely photocopying your butt, you now scan and enhance it with Photoshop.
- You now require only a single can of cola to belch the names of all seven Dwarfs.
- The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry, and General White-Out has called for reinforcements.
Submitted By: Just 4 Laughs Humor List
Sep 4, 1998 08:09
This joke is rated: G