Is Sleep Better Than Sex?
- You don't feel guilty about doing it alone.
- No one will start rumors about how much you sleep.
- You won't complain in the morning about not getting any.
- You don't have to pay for sleep.
- You don't need to sleep after sleeping.
- Sleep can last a good eight hours. (or even more)
- You can sleep in church.
- While sleeping, you can have sex with anyone you want.
- Your teddy bear never complains.
- It's legal to sleep in any position in all 50 states.
Submitted By: Anonymous
This joke is rated: R