Slogans for Promoting National Condom Week

  • Cover your stump before you hump
  • Before you attack her, wrap your wacker
  • Don't be silly, protect your willy
  • Don't be a loner, cover your boner
  • You can't go wrong if you shield your dong
  • If you won't sack it, then go home and wack it
  • If you think she is spunky, cover your monkey
  • It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
  • If you slip between thighs, be sure to condomize
  • She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
  • If you go into heat, package your meat
  • When undressing venus, wrap up your penis
  • Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker
  • Wrap in foil before checking her oil
  • Especially in december, gift-wrap your member
  • Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
  • The right selection, check your erection
  • A crank with armor will never harm her
  • When in doubt, shroud your spout.

Submitted By: Anonymous

This joke is rated: PG