Snow White And Pinocchio

Of course you've heard that Snow White was fired from Disneyland. She threw Pinocchio on the ground, sat on his face, and screamed "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
This is a sick and perverted rumor. Really...trying to damage Pinocchio's and Ms. White's reputations like that. Let's set the record straight here... what she _really_ screamed was:

"Tell a lie! Tell the truth! Tell a lie! Tell the truth! Tell a lie!..."

Submitted By: Anonymous

This joke is rated: PG