|Drug dealers||Software developers|
|Refer to their clients as "users".||Refer to their clientsas "users".|
|"The first one's free!"||"Download a free trial version..."|
|Have important South-East Asian connections (to help move the stuff).||Have important South-East Asian connections (to help debug the code).|
"Stick," "Rock," "Dime bag," "E".
"SCSI," "RTFM," "Java," "ISDN".
|Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.||Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.|
|Job is assisted by the industry's producing newer, more potent mixes.||Job is assisted by industry's producing newer, faster machines.|
|Often seen in the company of pimps and hustlers.||Often seen in the company of marketing people and venture capitalists.|
|Their product causes unhealthy addictions.||DOOM. Quake. SimCity. Duke Nukem 3D='Nuff said.|
|Do your job well, and you can sleep with sexy movie stars who depend on you.||Damn! Damn! DAMN!!!|
Submitted By: Brian Jacoby
Feb 21, 1997 23:55