Static Porn

Sally decides to do something wild that she hasn't done before, so she sets out to rent her first X-rated adult video.

She goes to the video store and, after looking around for a while, selects a title that sounds very stimulating.

She drives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable, and puts the tape in the VCR. To her disappointment, there's nothing but static on the screen, so she calls the video store to complain.

Sally said, "I just rented an adult movie from you and there's nothing on the tape but static."
The store clerk replied, "Sorry about that. We've had problems with some of those tapes. Which title did you rent?"
Sally answers, "It's called 'Head Cleaner'."

Submitted By: CyberCheeze Joke of the Day
Sep 8, 1999 12:43

This joke is rated: R