By midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife, clearly out of breath, answers the phone.
"What took you so long to answer and why are you panting?"
"I was in bed."
"What in the world are you doing in bed at this hour?"
"Getting a second opinion."
Submitted By: Ari Hirschman
Jun 13, 1997 18:56