Stock News

The stockbroker called his client and said, "Sam, I have good news and bad news."

Sam said, "Tell me the bad news first."

The stockbroker said, "Sam, I'm sorry, but I lost all of your money."

Sam said, "What's the good news?"

The stockbroker replied, "I got laid last night."

Submitted By: Daily CyberCheese
Jun 29, 2000 08:25

This joke is rated: PG