Why Studying Is Better Than Sex
- You can usually find someone to do it with.
- If you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pick up where you left off.
- You can finish early without feelings of guilt or shame.
- When you open a book, you don't have to worry about who else has opened it.
- A little coffee and you can do it all night.
- If you don't finish a chapter you won't gain a reputation as a "book teaser."
- You can do it, eat and watch T.V. all at the same time.
- You don't get embarrassed if your parents interrupt you in the middle.
- You don't have to put your beer down to do it.
- If you aren't sure what you're doing, you can always ask your roommate for help.
Submitted By: Harsh Javeri
Jun 12, 1998 15:16
This joke is rated: R