| A -La - Carte | |
|---|---|
| Cream Sum Yung Guy | Women love it |
| Cum Drop Soup | Same as above, but no MSG |
| Suc Sum Tit | Chef's favorite Luncheon |
| Specials | |
| Sum Yung Chick | Sweet and delicious |
| Sum Dum Fuc | Same as #1 but without brains |
| Wong Hong Lo | Chinese sausage with 2 meatballs |
| Suc Mi Pork | Mostly white meat for light eaters |
| Suc Mi Dork | Mostly dark meat for big eaters |
| Dinner Combinations | |
| Goo in Hand | For those dining alone |
| Suc Mi Wang | Traditional Chinese sausage |
| Cum Too Soon | Order early! These go fast! |
| Sum Dum Chick | Always a low cost favorite |
| Fuc Mei Slo | Takes 2 hours to prepare |
| Lik Mi Clit | A lip smacking Oriental treat |
| Goo Wee Chick | No extra charge for sloppy seconds |
| Yung Poon Tang | Fresh daily |
| Too Can Choo | Includes sausage and fish for two |
| Wai Too Yung | Not available on school nights |
| Fuc Sum Now | Raw fish for those in a hurry |
| Tung Sum Chick | Chef's Special |
| Sum Gulp Twat | Low-cal diet special |
| Bang Ho Face | Served sitting down |
| Bang Ho Butt | Served with warm oil and jelly |
| Hoo Flung Poo | Lobster bibs & raincoats provided |
Submitted By: Terry M
Nov 4, 1998 15:27