Take Off My Clothes

The young lady was feeling a bit amorous, so she decided to leave work a little early and surprise her husband. When she got home she saw her husband in the bedroom.

She went in the bedroom and said, "John, take off my shoes."
So John took off her shoes.

Then she said, "John, take off my dress."
So John obliged and took off her dress.

Next it was "John, take off my slip."
So John took off her slip.

Then she said, "John take off my bra!"
So John unhooked her bra and let it fall to the floor.

Lastly she said "John, take off my panties!!!."

After John finished removing her panties she said, "Don't ever let me catch you wearing my clothes again!"

Submitted By: Anonymous

This joke is rated: R