"Miami Dolphin fan saves friend from vicious animal," he starts writing
in his notebook.
"But, I'm not a Dolphin fan," the boy replied.
"Tampa Bay Buc fan rescues friend from horrible attack," the reporter starts again.
"But, I'm not a Buc fan either," the boy said.
"Then, what are you?" the reporter asked.
"I'm a Cowboy fan."
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook, "Redneck bastard kills family pet."
Submitted By: Jenn Sarajian
Jun 8, 1997 14:53