The Fan

Two young boys were playing football in a park the Miami area when one is attacked by a Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a plank from a nearby fence, wedges it down the dogs collar and twists, breaking the dogs neck. A reporter from the Miami Herald who was strolling by sees the incident and rushes over to interview the boy.

"Miami Dolphin fan saves friend from vicious animal," he starts writing in his notebook.
"But, I'm not a Dolphin fan," the boy replied.
"Tampa Bay Buc fan rescues friend from horrible attack," the reporter starts again.
"But, I'm not a Buc fan either," the boy said.
"Then, what are you?" the reporter asked.
"I'm a Cowboy fan."
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook, "Redneck bastard kills family pet."

Submitted By: Jenn Sarajian
Jun 8, 1997 14:53

This joke is rated: PG
Tags: Misc