The Hanukah Song

Put on your Yalmuka, here comes Hanuka,
Hanuka is the Festival of Lights,
Instead of one day of Christmas,
we had eight crazy nights.

When you feel like the only hot chick in town
wearing red stockings.
Here is a list of Jewish people, just like you and me
oh so shocking.
John Goodman lights the me-norrah
So do Arnold Schwarchenegger, Nicolage Cage and the
old Sean Connery-ah.

Guess who eats together at the Karnick Deli.
Bowser from Sha-na-na and the Arthur Panzer Reli.
Chuck Norris's half Jewish
Marilyn Manson is too. Put them together what a fine looking jew.

You don't need deck the halls or Jingle Bell Rock.
Cause you came to rock the cradle with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock.

Put on your yalmuka, time for Hanukah, the owner of Seattle Super Sonicah, celebrates Hanukah.

Mike Tyson is also a jew.
Evander Holyfield, got his ear bitten off he's a jew too.
Michael J. Fox's a quarter Jewish not too shabby
Madonna is too, she's got a new baby.
Some people think that, Ebeenezer Scrooge is
well he's not but guess who is,
all three stooges.

So many jews are on show biz.
Tom Cruise is not but I know is wife Nicole Kidman is.

Bill Clinton f---s Monica.
It's how he celebrates Hanukah.
So drink your whiskey and tonic-ah,
and smoke your marijuanica, if you really wanna wanna hah
have a happy happy happy Hanukah.

The End.

Submitted By: Kevin Brockway Jr.
Apr 25, 1999 13:34

This joke is rated: R