The Merits Of Breast Size

    Women With Big Ones:
  • Can get a taxi on the worst days
  • Have a neat place to carry spare change
  • Have always been the center of the arts (art)
  • Make jogging a spectator sport
  • Can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub
  • Have more negotiating power (with men shorter than them)
  • Usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie
  • Can always carry a little extra
  • Always float better
  • Know where to look first for lost earrings
  • Rarely lack for a slow dance partner
  • Have a place to set their glasses when sitting in an armless recliner
    Women With Small Ones:
  • Don't cause a traffic accident every time they bend over in public
  • Always look younger
  • Find that dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap
  • Can always see their toes and shoes
  • Can sleep on their stomachs
  • Have no trouble sliding behind the wheel of small cars
  • Know that people can read the entire message on their t-shirts
  • Know that everything more than a handful is wasted
  • Can come late to a theater and not disrupt an entire aisle
  • Can take aerobic class without running the risk of knocking themselves out.

Submitted By: Anonymous
May 24, 1999 13:13

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