"Listen," he said "the next person who complains about my cooking, gets the job!" Then he went out into the desert and gathered up a big bag of fresh cammel s---, took it back to the tent, and cooked it up as meat-balls for breakfast next morning. Well, come breakfast the men all sat in silence looked at the mess on their plates.
Then finally a man rose to his feet and said "Private! This is s---! Mind you, it's very nicely cooked."
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