The student is amazed, and places the cork back in the backside. The music stops. Totally freaked out, the student calls the Medical Examiner over to the corpse. "Look at this, this is really something," the student tells the examiner as he pulls the cork back out again: "On the road again...just can't wait to get on the road again..."
"So what", the Medical Examiner replies, obviously unimpressed with the students discovery. "But isn't that the most amazing thing you've ever seen?" asked the student.
"Are you kidding?" replied the Examiner "Any a--hole can sing country music."
Submitted By: Anonymous
Apr 15, 1999 13:55