"You know the world is going crazy when
- the best rapper is a white guy,
- the best golfer is a black guy,
- the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese,
- the Swiss hold the America's Cup,
- France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance,
- Germany doesn't want to go to war,
- the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'"