Top Ten Things Clinton Will Do After Impeachment

  1. Spend more quality time with Chelsea and her thirteen half-brothers and sisters.
  2. A tour of the nation's prisons to improve conditions, visit friends.
  3. Step one: appear on "Oprah" Step two: hug Oprah. Step three: all is forgiven.
  4. Attend UFO conventions, show off preserved bodies of aliens he smuggled out of the Pentagon.
  5. Write book: "The American Presidency: An Oral History."
  6. Buy a Hooters franchise.
  7. Buy a Burger King franchise.
  8. Buy a Hooters franchise.
  9. Come to grips with the fact that regular people just can't go around dropping their pants.
  10. Trash the dump before Gore moves in.

Submitted By: Anonymous
Aug 20, 1998 10:19

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