Things Men Really Want To Say
- No, we can't be friends, I just want to use you for sex.
- The dress doesn't make you look fat, its all the f---ing ice-cream and chocolate you eat that makes you look fat.
- You've got s--- chance of me calling you.
- No, I won't be gentle.
- Of course you have to swallow.
- Well yes actually, I do this all the time.
- I hate your f---ing friends.
- I have every intention of using you, and no intention of speaking to you after tonight.
- I would rather watch a stick movie.
- Eat it? It took me 10 beers to get up the courage to f--- it.
Submitted By: Anonymous
Aug 14, 1998 11:42
This joke is rated: PG