Things Men Really Want To Say

  1. No, we can't be friends, I just want to use you for sex.
  2. The dress doesn't make you look fat, its all the f---ing ice-cream and chocolate you eat that makes you look fat.
  3. You've got s--- chance of me calling you.
  4. No, I won't be gentle.
  5. Of course you have to swallow.
  6. Well yes actually, I do this all the time.
  7. I hate your f---ing friends.
  8. I have every intention of using you, and no intention of speaking to you after tonight.
  9. I would rather watch a stick movie.
  10. Eat it? It took me 10 beers to get up the courage to f--- it.

Submitted By: Anonymous
Aug 14, 1998 11:42

This joke is rated: PG