Things Me Will Never Say
- I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherf---er.
- No I don't want another beer. I have to work tomorrow.
- Her t-ts are just too big. [CRD]
- Sometimes I just want to be held.
- That chick on "20/20" gives me a woody.
- Sure! I'd love to wear a condom.
- We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse. [M,K: "I know what women like."]
- Screw Monday Night Football, let's watch "Ally McBeal".
- It's late. Put your clothes back on and I'll take you home.
- Honey, I'm going to the store, do you need more tampons???
- I know you just blew me, but I need a kiss.
- I'm sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a lemon twist.
- Great, your mother's coming to stay with us again!
- I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor knows that her drapes are open when she's getting ready for bed?. Maybe I should tell her.
- No way, you weeded the garden last week. It's my turn.
- Better get rid of these old Penthouse magazines. I don't look at them any more.
- I understand.
- This movie has way too much nudity.
- Damn, we're late for church!
- No! I don't want to see your sister's t-ts.
- Damn these onions, pass me a tissue.
- Put some panties on for Christ's sake.
- Eat something!! You are starting to look like a Victoria's Secret Model!!
- Don't pick that up, I got it.
- Happy Anniversary!!!
- Hey, isn't today your mothers birthday??
- Let's talk, I miss talking.
- Gay men have rights too!
- I am just too tired to have sex again today!
- Are you losing weight, sweetie??
Submitted By: Jenn Sarajian
Feb 9, 2000 07:55
This joke is rated: PG