Things Not To Do In The Nude
  1. Fry bacon
  2. Arc weld
  3. Bathe a cat
  4. Operate a snow blower
  5. Clear a patch of poison ivy
  6. Insulate the attic with fiberglass
  7. Operate a lathe
  8. Present a children's television show
  9. Take Mass with the Pope
  10. Pick up a dime from a San Francisco sidewalk

Submitted By: Heavon
Apr 16, 1999 10:24

This joke is rated: PG