Things I'm Tired Of Hearing About My Wedding
- How are the wedding plans going?
- Are you nervous yet?
- Has she sobered up?
- I heard you got married last week.
- Is it a big wedding?
- I TOLD YOU TO TAKE OUT THE #&@^% GARBAGE YOU #&^#%$*@!!! I DON'T KNOW WHY THE #%@& I AGREED TO MARRY A (*^&@&^ LIKE YOU!!!
- OK. I'll up the offer to $5000, just please don't marry into our family.
- ....and the cost for that will be ....
- I'm sorry... this credit card isn't being accepted.
- Do you know if it's a boy or a girl?
Submitted By: Anonymous
Apr 2, 1998 08:17
This joke is rated: G