Top Ten Signs Your Child Is Too Old To Breastfeed

  1. He can open your blouse by himself
  2. While sucking on one breast he caress the other
  3. He has developed a bad habit of flicking his tongue
  4. He keeps slipping dollar bills under your belt
  5. He uses your milk as a creamer for his coffee
  6. Your birth control pills interfere with his acne medicine
  7. After each feeding he has a smoke
  8. He frequently invites his friends over for dinner
  9. You feel an uncontrollable urge to listen to "dueling Banjos"
  10. You get beard abrasions while feeding him

Submitted By: Anonymous
Jul 20, 1999 15:21

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