Top 10 Amish Spring Break Activities
- Drink molasses 'til you heave.
- Wet bonnet contest.
- Stuff as many guys as you can into a buggy.
- Buttermilk kegger.
- Blow past the Dairy Queen on a really bitchin' Clydesdale.
- Get a tattoo: "Born to raise barns."
- Cruise streets of Belleville shouting insults at people with zippers.
- Sleep 'til 6 a.m.
- Drive over to Allensville and kick some Mennonite butt.
- Churn butter neeked.
Submitted By: Anonymous
Jun 12, 1998 15:41
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