Top 10 Amish Spring Break Activities

  1. Drink molasses 'til you heave.
  2. Wet bonnet contest.
  3. Stuff as many guys as you can into a buggy.
  4. Buttermilk kegger.
  5. Blow past the Dairy Queen on a really bitchin' Clydesdale.
  6. Get a tattoo: "Born to raise barns."
  7. Cruise streets of Belleville shouting insults at people with zippers.
  8. Sleep 'til 6 a.m.
  9. Drive over to Allensville and kick some Mennonite butt.
  10. Churn butter neeked.

Submitted By: Anonymous
Jun 12, 1998 15:41

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